**Note: University and poor planning have kept me busier than I'd like, so in the meantime I'm posting some writing exercises until I can get back to finishing the next chapter of the Manifesto. Here's hoping you enjoy them! - Jake**
Test subject 32 should be considered something of a liability. Subject is a Caucasian male, in his mid twenties, approximately 5’8” and weighting 72kg. Subject regained consciousness at 6.35 pm, after having been sedated for close to 52 hours. Improbably, there is still an alarming concentration of alcohol in his bloodstream, in excess of 0.75%. In spite of this, all vitals are within acceptable functioning levels. However, upon regaining consciousness the subject produced a flask of highly concentrated alcohol from somewhere, becoming immediately aggressive and assaulting staff. Subject was restrained, but continued to speak both belligerently and inappropriately to anything within earshot. Subject has been gagged and given a mild sedative for observation.
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I’d woken up in a white room, bleary eyed and with a mild hangover. The lights were way too bright, and the wires attached to my naked body weren’t particularly comfortable either. Must have passed out in a public bathroom again. I told myself I’d stop drinking so much, retrieving my Morning After Windex from my emergency hiding place, when suddenly there were people trying to take it from me. I had no idea where they came from, but I managed to heroically punch two or three of them in the neck before they strapped me down. I spent a while after that chatting up the nurse, until my vision cleared a little and I saw she was actually a saline drip. Another nurse, ugly and sporting a beard, appeared out of nowhere; she didn’t seem too keen on my moves, responding to them by gagging me and giving me a shot in the arm. Good stuff.. Maybe she liked my moves after all.
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